This afternoon Ella (4) wanted to watch cartoons during nap in our bed. I made her promise she would not get into anything and just relax. She promised. Went in to check on her and she had smeared desitin all over/in her nose, because it hurt. Really?!
Getting ready for bed, I glance down at Maya (2) who has crumbly black stuff smeared all over her cheeks and in her mouth/teeth. Alarmed I ask her whats that? She replies matter of fact, that its coffee. Where in the world would she have gotten coffee at 8 pm? Daddy emptied the grounds to set a pot for me @ 4 am and she got in the garbage and was eating them. GROSS! YUCK! I run a crazy house.
Maya (2) just stuck her gum up her nose and couldn't get it out. Nice. Gum is officially on hiatus at our house indefinately. :/
Ella flips out b/c I was threw her beloved unicorn pillow pet in the wash. The thing had dried snot all over it and frankly it was disgusting. Good thing she clarified things for me though. She informed me it was NOT snot but boogers. Apparently there's a difference. Now I know, and the unicorn will be coming out of the dryer in time for bed. Booger free! :D
(each and every post from above happened on the same day. 3.8.11)
Playing doctor with the girls, Maya (2) draws a picture on her magnadoodle (the x-ray) and tells me my problem is that I have "tiny brains" the rx? take this checker and call her in the morning. ( I kid u not) LOL 3.9.11
So that's my issue! Hey, I couldn't argue afterall she did show me the x-ray (her drawing) hilarious!!
Just got home from the Y with the girls and had my first OMG moment with my 4 yr old. A very obese woman leaving in front of us, and my daughter very loudly yells "hey look at those very fat legs!" Needless to say we had a chat on the spot about words and how they can heal or hurt. Thank goodness the woman was too far away to hear. (I hope) Ugggggghhh.
